Dont Be A Butthole

You think that’s a’ight?

Meet Larry Lung Cancer, he's a smooth talking strung out nicotine addict who’s not afraid to take a few puffs from his own butt.

Yo dog, let’s take five so I can give you the lowdown on smoking, you down? Thought so. Some people are gonna try to tell you that smoking is cool but the truth is if you smoke, you’re just a smoking butt hole. Did you know that, statistically, there are more cigarette butts everywhere than any other kind of litter and if you had them all in one place they could fill up the moon with death? Still think it’s cool to be a butt hole? let me break it down for you.

Monsieur LePuffs might seem like he’s classy and cool, but he suffers from erectile disfunction because he smokes.

 So what the facts?

  1. Cigarettes are filled to the filter with 5000 wack poisons

  2. Smoking is easy

  3. Quitting is hard, but not smoking is easy too.

  4. People shouldn’t smoke but they do

  5. More people die from smoking every year than they did the year before. This means that if people don’t stop smoking someday everyone will be dead.  

10 Ways Smoking Will Ruin Your Life

  1. Smokers are not attractive

  2. Most litter is near smokers

  3. Cigarette butts are litter, this litter is near smokers

  4. Cigarettes are going to make it hard to run around

  5. Your lungs will start to hate you from the inside

  6. You will cough on people who don’t deserve it

  7. Coughing spreads bad smells from your lungs

  8. Also

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  10. Go for it, you can do it!

So what happens if I don’t smoke?

  1. You’ll have more spare time

  2. You can make friends

  3. You’ll die of something else. Yays!